Hillarious Code Comments

//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows


const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate...


//This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
//Move on and call me an idiot later.


# code below replaces code above - any problems?
# yeah, it doesn't @#$%!$% work.


//
// Dear maintainer:
//
// Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine,
// and have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
// please increment the following counter as a warning
// to the next guy:
//
// total_hours_ wasted_here = 16
//