Thursday, August 6, 2009

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention!

Some Rules that NEWTON forgot to mention...

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If u tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath Theorem : When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters : The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the Result: When u try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

Law of Coffee : As soon as u sit down 4 a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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